(Note: Jackie does not know I’m posting this. -Jesse.)
Right now Jackie is sleeping and recovering from a rough night with the kids, so I’m going to take complete advantage of the situation and do what she doesn’t have the guts to do – beg.
Dear Amazon, I’m sure someone there will hear about this crass and unprofessional behavior – I’d love to review your new Kindle Fire. If you could send one along our way, that’d be just great. Just make sure you address it to “Jesse.” Jackie has both a Kindle and a Nook, and I am without an ebook reader of my own. I would love the chance to get the new toy and rub it in her face :D
Jackie’s Husband Jesse
P.S. Doesn’t it look shiny?