The Undead World of Oz: L. Frank Baum’s The Wonderful World of Oz Complete with Zombies and Monsters by L. Frank Baum, Ryan C. Thomas
One day, on a peaceful farm in Kansas, a tornado appeared. The storm raged and ripped the house from the ground. Inside sat a little girl named Dorothy and her dog Toto. The house spun. The winds roared. The tornado showed no mercy, until . . . The house landed in a strange and magical land called Oz. But that’s where the fairytale ends and the nightmare begins. The Wicked Witch of the West has cast a spell on the Land of Oz, a spell that brings the dead back to life. Only the Great Wizard in the Emerald City can stop this curse, but he has never been seen. It’s up to Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion and the Tin Woodman to journey through this dangerous land of hungry undead and savage monsters and find him in the hopes of bringing life back to Oz. Come join hands with them as they travel down the Yellow Brick Road and see if you can make it to the Emerald City . . . alive.
Mansfield Park and Mummies: Monster, Mayhem, Matrimony, Ancient Curses, True Love, and Other Dire Delights by Jane Austen, Vera Nazarian
Spinsterhood or Mummification!
Ancient Egypt infiltrates Regency England in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic monster parody of Jane Austen’s classic novel.
Our gentle yet indomitable heroine Fanny Price must hold steadfast not only against the seductive charms of Henry Crawford but also an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh!
Meanwhile, the indubitably handsome and kind hero Edmund attempts Exorcisms… Miss Crawford vamps out… Aunt Norris channels her inner werewolf… The Mummy-mesmerized Lady Bertram collects Egyptian artifacts…
There can be no doubt that Mansfield Park has become a battleground for the forces of Ancient Evil and Regency True Love!
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Zombie Jim by Mark Twain, W. Bill Czolgosz
Free at last! Free at last! This ain’t your grandfather’s Huckleberry Finn. It’s nineteenth century America and a mutant strain of tuberculosis is bringing its victims back from the dead. Sometimes they come back docile, and other times vicious. The vicious ones are sent back to Hell, but the docile ones are put to work as servants and laborers. With so many zombies on the market, the slave trade is nonexistant. The black man is at liberty, and human bondage is no more. Young Huckleberry Finn has grown up in a world that shuns the N-word, with its scornful eye set on a new class of shambling, putrid sub-humans: The Baggers. When his abusive father comes back into his life, Huck flees down the river with Bagger Jim, seeking a life of perfect freedom. When the pox mutates once again, causing even the tamest of baggers to become bloodthirsty monsters, the boy Finn is forced to question his relationship with his dearest, deadest friend. In this revised take on history and classic literature, the modern age is ending before it ever begins. Huckleberry Finn will inherit a world of horror and death, and he knows the mighty Mississippi might be the only way out…
I’m beginning to wonder if zombies haven’t taken over the publishing industry. Which would explain some of the books out there, I guess, and not the ones with monsters in them.
Also, an afterthought: I really can’t THINK of a monster who is scarier than the Wicked Witch of the West. Seems kind of anticlimactic.
But still, might be fun. Thanks, Jackie.
Zombies are this years Vampires!!!
Oh, no my most loved film of all times, falling to the zombie craze. I saw somewhere yesterday that “Little Women” has been taken by werewolves.
Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys are next, or possibly The Bobbsey Twins will be taken by vamps or zombies(I vote for zombies).
I see the publishing industry has gone to an all time low.
Mark Twain is turning in his grave. Or, maybe he is crawling out just to join the craze.
So, what would he be? A mummy, a Zombie or maybe just…undead.
Dang, this is a shame.